South Asia Fun Tour
September 19,2021

Gourmet wife sauteed Hawaii

by Bin Xu

Days: 6 days time: December per capita: 1000 yuan and who: lovers play: photography, food, save money

Prepare Shanghai Eastern Airlines to Hawaii before departure

2-star dad, Ambassador Hawaii, Waikiki Beach bird and rainbow beach walk Shopping Center

3beach walk shopping center Outback Steakhouse Hawaii

4beach walk shopping center buffet Hawaii Waikiki Beach alamoana center sightseeing bus Hawaii Vietnamese Restaurant Hawaii Ambassador Hawa

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China Eastern Airlines return to Shanghai

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Day 1

2013-12-20

Before the beginning of the article, first of all, I would like to thank Ctrip for arranging such a wonderful journey for the catering couple!!!! The chowhound couple never had such a big prize in their lifetime. The awesome reward of the fourth season of the "I travel" not only made the wife show off for more than a month, but also brought a series of jealousy and jealousy, and gave the man the chance to step on the sacred land of United States of America. From the wife award to the end of the whole journey, Ctrip has been properly arranged, which not only gives us full freedom, but also gives us the greatest convenience, just like a pair of hidden wings (like disgusting embedded advertising?). But then again, Ctrip's prizes are real materials. I suggest that you can write more travel notes when you have time. Maybe you will be lucky to win the first prize one day! It's not only Ctrip that should be appreciated, but also the husband of the eater. He paid silently when the wife of the eater needed it most. When the wife of the eater had no inspiration for her travel notes, he forced her to do hygiene and find inspiration. When the wife of the eater won the prize, he showed off for her and won for her. All along, his greatest credit was to marry a shrewd wife like the wife of the eater!

What's the first thing to know when traveling to Hawaii? Is to find out which country Hawaii is! Many friends around the couple have heard of Hawaii, but almost none of them know that Hawaii belongs to the United States, Hahaha ~ as a "loser" couple, it took a lot of effort to get the visa of the US empire, which claims to be the most powerful in the whole universe..... You should know that the couple are neither new rich nor local tyrants. In order to implement the spirit of "saving money and getting home", they refused to go through the intermediary and play a strong DIY spirit, and bravely entered the consulate of the US empire with the least cost. Even though the preparation work before the interview has been tortured by various complicated processes, with their indomitable will and indomitable spirit, as well as ten years of careful preparation, the catering couple finally knocked on the door of the interview: on a certain day and a certain month, the catering couple, through heartless online application and massive data collection, dressed up meticulously, The eater put on the old man who is said to be in line with his professional identity and set foot on the sacred land of the American Consulate in Guangzhou. After standing in line for more than an hour, I finally saw the display on the screen: "please go to window 8022 for couples who eat goods": "you   speak   English?  ( Can you speak the language of our empire, The interviewer with yellow hair and blue eyes asked with a smile“ Yes!  ( Just a little bit! ",   A couple of eaters speak with one voice“ Couple?  ( Poor couple Yes!  ( No, it's a foodie couple,   According to the online strategy, eating couple once again said the same thing“ Tourism?  ( Do you want to travel to the great American Empire? "“ Yes!   To   Hawaii!  ( No, I won the double tour in Hawaii, so I don't have to swim in poverty! " Hawaii……wow,beautiful   place!( Hawaii? It's a high-end and classy place!) Sir,   what   do   you   do   in   your   company?( I don't think you have enough money to go there   developing   the   systems   for   the   company!  ( Laozi is doing some great projects! "“ What   kind   of   systems?  ( How great is it? Can you fly with it““ Systems   for   company   internal   use.  ( You don't care so much, it's a project that can cheat some money anyway! If you say more, you won't let me pass! " Looking at the man's resolute and firm eyes, the interviewer threw back the two passport books, "migrations." In this way, a week later, I got a visa from the great American Empire

More delicacy, food information, please pay attention to the official account of love travel, love beauty, or sweep the following two-dimensional code. There are questions that can be directly asked by the official account.

The visa of the great American Empire can go back and forth many times a year. There are also some visa free or simplified visa procedures for those who have the visa of the great American Empire. If you have successful visa experience, remember that you don't need to re interview in 4 years.

1.  I want to know more about American visa! Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut, tut!!! Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar http://you.ctrip.com/travels/unitedstates100047/1732590.html   【 Tips: hand in hand to teach you how to get a U.S. visa 2   Although I know that your trip to Hawaii is free, I'd like to gossip about how much you spend. In fact, I'd like to know if you losers are heartbroken and die in the United States?! Keke, most people like to show off their wealth when they go abroad, and couples who eat goods like to show off their province abnormally. The total cost of this trip to Hawaii is about 6000 yuan. Note that not all of the 6000 yuan is used for eating, drinking and playing in Hawaii, but includes 2K visa for two people, 2K round-trip air ticket to Guangzhou and Shanghai for two people, and 2K expenses for two people in Hawaii   How to change money? Before departure, the wife of the eater exchanged US $1000 at the Bank of China at the exchange rate of 6.104. At the thought of more than 60 uncle Mao being replaced by 10 Franklin, I can't help feeling a little sad. In a restless mood, the wife of the gourmet told the gourmet husband that he must keep 10 Franklin well and not let the thief cut the bag, BLA    bla    bla……4.   Socket and telephone communication in fact, I have forgotten what kind of socket I use in Hawaii. I just remember that my mobile phone can be charged directly without a converter. For the sake of safety, you should remember to bring a power converter! Although the Internet communication in the United States is very developed, there are few places with Wi Fi... Our hotel rooms just don't have Wi Fi, so we have to go to the front desk to get a signal. Alamo Square is even more mentally handicapped. He wants to connect his home's WiFi, but he actually sends an email to our mailbox to confirm it before using it... Your sister, if I have an Internet mailbox, why do I use your WiFi!!! five   The map stands on the street of a foreign country, with confused eyes, looking around and at a loss. It's usually people with paper maps in their hands. Gourmet couples are high-tech talents holding millet mobile phones. Google maps is definitely a kind of direction blind artifact of gourmet couples. six   Want to interact with the owner of the building's microblog: Minhua Aimei camera is still our loser's friend whose flash can no longer pop up - Canon 1100d, it is said that the loser has stopped production... 7. How to tip? American tipping standard: Restaurant: 15-20%, really expensive  -_-||| Bar: 50 cents per drink - 1 dollar room attendant: 1 dollar per bed per night bellboy: 1 dollar per piece of luggage doorman: 1 dollar for calling a taxi room service: 10-15% of the total bill Taxi: 15% of the fare

8.Transportation in Hawaii - the following is excerpted from Ctrip's travel guide airport shuttle bus: a bus stop has been set up on the third floor of Honolulu International Airport to provide two kinds of free shuttle bus services. One is to shuttle buses outside the three terminals before the check-in. Second, after the check-in has been completed, the in airport bus, also known as intra terminal, is set up to facilitate the transfer passengers to arrive at the far gate   wiki-wiki   bus。 1. Off airport bus: it runs from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. every day, passing through the arrival hall (1st floor) of the airport and between the commuter terminal, international terminal and inter Island terminal. 2. In airport bus - Honolulu International Airport provides free in airport shuttle bus, which is convenient for passengers to pass through the gate and each terminal. It operates from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. every day. After check-in and security check-in, passengers on international flights can check in at the overseas terminal   Take the elevator to the third floor, and take the free airport bus at the bus stop outside the third floor to the departure gate of EWA terminal or diamond head terminal. If you want to get off the plane from EWA hall or diamond stone hall before arriving in Hawaii, or if you need to transfer to other terminals for inter Island flights, you can also take shuttle bus to other terminals or other boarding gates of international terminals. The bus runs for a circle and stops at the baggage claim area. For passengers who check in at the inter Island terminal, if they finally check in at the international terminal (it does not exclude that the plane stops at the gate outside the inter Island Terminal), you can still go up to the third floor after entering the terminal and take the bus inside the airport to the international terminal. In short, buses operate between the gates of the international terminal, the inter Island terminal and the commuter terminal. Whether it's gate change, transfer or just want to go to other buildings, you can take wiki wiki   The free shuttle bus in the intra terminal airport.

There are many ways to get between the airport and the city. You can take a taxi, shuttle bus, bus or self drive through two points. 1、speedi   Shuttle airport - Urban shuttle bus: these buses provide point-to-point exclusive services, and they can even take you directly to the door of the hotel. The bus stops at the entrance of the arrival hall on the first floor of the airport, or you can take it directly at the terminal near the stop, one every 20 minutes. Bus fare: from $14.55 per person per way to Waikiki Beach or Honolulu harbor, from $26.79 per person per round trip. Because people live in different places, the charges will vary according to the distance. If you want to know the specific charging standard, you can check it on the official website. Luggage fee: each person can carry 2 bags for free, and the excess luggage costs about $8. If it's a golf bag, you need to pay $10.50 per bag, a surfboard $15.75 per bag and a bicycle $15.75 per bag. Stop: the bus stops outside the arrival halls on the first floor of the airport. Specifically for the inter Island Terminal C baggage claim area, the international terminal near the diamond head terminal hall h baggage claim area, the international terminal D, e between the baggage claim area and the commuter terminal. The bus staff will wear red Hawaiian Flower shirts to do reception and charging work near the station, and arrange you to go to all parts of Oahu smoothly and warmly. 2. Self driving car rental: there are six car rental companies (Avis,   budget,   dollar,   enterprise,   hertz   As well as national, which provides very convenient car rental service. The car rental counter is mainly located on the first floor of the airport opposite to the baggage claim area. The following is the airport counter service number of the six car rental companies: Avis   rent-a-car:1-800-321-3712budget   rent-a-car:1-800-527-0700dollar   rent-a-car:1-800-800-4000enterprise   rent-a-car:1-800-736-8222hertz   rent-a-car:1-800-654-3011national   Rent-A-Car: 1-800-227-73683, city   Bus: the main bus system operating in downtown Honolulu is called the   "Bus", which means "bus", is very kind and interesting. The shuttle between Honolulu and the airport   Bus lines are 19, 20 and 31.

Universal check   List: [required items] air ticket or air ticket confirmation SMS passport and visa ID card, copy of ID card, hotel confirmation form, UnionPay card, credit card, cash, local currency, Yangchengtong key electrical appliances: mobile phone and mobile phone charger, camera and camera charger, data cable, card reader, lens, remote control laptop (tablet computer) and charger, mouse power converter, earphone Mp3, movie, hair dryer, flashlight, dressing coat, beach shoes, swimsuits, swimming trunks, washcloth Big towel spare bag for dirty clothes sun hat sunglasses daily necessities bath gel Shampoo Conditioner sunscreen skin care products cosmetics make-up remover cotton and remover oil cotton swab comb cleanser mirror toothpaste toothbrush medicine eye drops analgesic tablet cold medicine antidiarrheal medicine carsickness medicine iron injection anti mosquito medicine nasal spray powder band aid, wind oil gauze, bandage scraping board cupping machine, Votalin, I feel like our husband and wife run a hospital Leisure and entertainment nail clippers, diving goggles and other equipment umbrella, kettle, driver's license notebook, pen inflatable pillow, eye mask snacks

What's the most important thing about traveling abroad? Safe! Nothing is more important than this, but you can't take the airbag to ensure safety. If you are timid, buy an insurance. Once you are in danger, you can also bring a considerable income to your family. If you are a little more timid, you should prepare a will... Secondly, if you can enter or leave the country, you have to prepare a passport with a tourist country visa and a return air ticket (visa first or buy air ticket first, the couple who eat goods have already discussed it many times, so I won't discuss it here). Thirdly, people have to have a nest in a foreign country, right? You can book a hotel on the Internet. If you start off in the off-season and have plenty of rooms, you can also arrive at your destination and look for them slowly. Finally, how to get to the place you want to go? Get to know the local traffic conditions, Download Google map (Baidu map doesn't work in foreign countries) in advance, and download the offline map of the destination in advance. Finally, the bank card with UnionPay logo, it is best to exchange the local currency in advance, with money, nothing is a problem! The couple who think they are smart eaters exchanged $1000 at the exchange rate of 6.1 before they set out, and then sold it back to the bank at the selling price of 6.0, so they lost almost 100 days' national currency as soon as they bought and sold it. So it's better to predict your expenses and try to use as much as possible to avoid exchange rate loss. Of course, if you are also a money saving little expert like a gourmet couple, you should bring appropriate clothes according to the seasonal characteristics of the tourist destination (don't bring too much, overweight should be given more), and also understand the local electrical voltage and socket shape (the shrewd gourmet wife exchanged points for universal interface in Ctrip), The voltage in the United States is 110 V, but for the two-phase computer in China, the mobile phone charger can be used directly (three-phase can't be used). In particular, the couple spent more than 200 yuan on taobao.com to buy two sets of snorkeling equipment, ready to go to Hawaii to have a perfect snorkeling. The heavy and large diving equipment only needed 13 knives in Hawaii (although it was also made)   in   China), about half cheaper. So the couple of eaters are here to remind the great Xia who want to go snorkeling not to buy snorkeling equipment in China, a country with ten thousand taxes. The goods of the American people are not necessarily more expensive than those of China. In fact, it's more convenient. You can rent snorkeling equipment directly from the beach. Generally, it only costs 7 bucks. Unfortunately, you can't take those equipment home to snorkel in the bathtub.

I haven't seen the money worshiper No.1 of dolls. In order to avoid public indignation, it's better to put a heavy code on her face. Please don't think she's the wife of a gourmet

Just a few hundred dolls thought that they could play with the fake local tyrant No. 1 in the United States. He was so handsome that he was almost recognized by his thick code

Because the plane to Hawaii started in Shanghai, the shrewd eater's wife arranged to go to "Shanghai xinxietong Hotel" one night earlier. I can't imagine spending more than 300 yuan on the Internet to stay in a 4-star hotel and enjoy a 5-star hotel! The location is very good. It's near the Huangpu River. It's said that you can still watch the river (though you usually use binoculars). Nanjing East Road is very close (about 10 minutes' walk). You can enjoy the luxury of the whole Shanghai for 300 yuan. It's dedicated to you who have noble status!

300 yuan consumption, 3000 yuan enjoyment

The legendary electric toilet, can have a warm current from below... Can only use the famous sentence to describe the feeling: "chrysanthemum residue, frost, your smile has turned yellow"

Royal enjoyment!

Shanghai is a city with special feelings for the couple of eaters, because the husband worked in Shanghai for a year and a half. The wife of the eater took the opportunity to fly back to Shanghai five times, ate all the delicious food in Shanghai, played all over the surrounding areas of Shanghai, and squeezed the husband's wallet dry by the way. This time I came to Shanghai again. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to revisit the old place. I had to walk around Nanjing East Road. After only two and a half years, Shanghai has become a middle-aged woman with a thick PM2.5 veil. I still remember when Shanghai was a sexy beauty, taking photos on the Bund can also take pictures of Pudong airport!

Come on, red maple leaf in Shanghai

Your hair's in a mess. Hold it

The sky behind is not a special photography technology, it is a thick haze!

After a nostalgic stroll in Shanghai for half a day, the couple finally arrived at Pudong International Airport to wait for boarding. The equipment of the plane is OK, but the plane meal is so bad that it pollutes the noble taste of the couple who eat the food, so that they feel like vomiting when they smell the plane meal. If the stewardess could be more punctual, it would be more perfect! I'm ready to get on the plane. The most exciting moment is always the moment when I get on the plane, which indicates the beginning of our trip. The plane the couple took was more than 5 p.m., taking off from Pudong Airport and flying directly to Hawaii. According to the online search of the wife of the eater, it seems that the direct flights to Hawaii in China can only start in Shanghai, and the routes to Beijing will not open until January 26. Otherwise, they will have to transfer to Japan, and there are no direct flights to Hong Kong. Due to the good character of the foodie couple, the plane not only took off on time, but also we got good news. It only takes us 8 hours to get to Hawaii. The 8-hour flight is accompanied by you. You can watch movies, listen to music, and play some simple games. If only I had a few instant noodles with me, and I didn't need to eat plane meals any more! As a loser of bone ash class, the couple who eat goods have never taken such a long flight out of Asia, so they feel that eight hours is extremely hard. On the plane, no matter what posse can't sleep, tears run~

Hawaii time is 16 hours later than Beijing time, and the plane takes 8 hours to fly. The time to arrive in Hawaii is more than 2 a.m. Beijing time (more than 8 a.m. Hawaii time). Generally, at this time, the gourmet husband and wife are still drooling in bed, but the gourmet husband and wife haven't slept on the plane. The gourmet husband and wife are old. If they don't sleep so late, their life will be short for several years, But the hotel in Hawaii doesn't check until two o'clock in the afternoon   At that time, the poor couple had not slept for 24 hours!

Day 2

2013-12-21

Finally arrived in Hawaii, the so-called second day is only the first day of Hawaii, get off the plane as usual: take a ferry to the arrival hall like a duck, and then wait in long lines to enter the Great United States of America. The staff in the immigration hall are all at the uncle level. They work slowly and have been waiting in line for more than an hour. Out of the immigration hall, according to the strategy and extraordinary memory of the eater's wife, we can take the bus (bus) to Waikiki for 5 bucks. The keen eater found that we were all carrying 100 bucks of cattle, but we didn't get any change. So he found the star father who was not willing to drink for the money saving couple at the airport and drank 4.56 bucks of hot chocolate, Then, with those broken cattle, he went straight to the bus stop. be careful! Once again, foodies are cheated by online strategies. The bus can't carry large luggage. When foodies want to get on the bus, the black and fat aunt on the bus says, "no!"———— No swearing is better than swearing. The wife of the eater gets a rare "bus driver phobia". So if you want to save money and take the bus, the only luggage you can do is backpack, those Lv,   Gucci,   Chanel can't take too much. The picky couple can only return to speedi obediently   The shuttle station is at their disposal, and the couple can go back and forth for 70 bucks -- a skyrocketing Airport Express. The staff of the station will ask you the name of your hotel and the time of the return flight. They all have high-tech artifact in their hands and will record your information. Then on the day of return, they will meet you at the door of your hotel at the designated time. Smart Heroes (3-4 people) can also try to take a taxi to the hotel. It is estimated that the cost will be higher than that of speedi   Shuttle should be cheap, if it's expensive... Then it's a foodie. The couple haven't recommended it to you!

In order to change Franklin (100 big cattle) into Washington (broken cattle), we can only go to star father to have a refreshing hot   chocolate。 Star dad is definitely not a high consumption place in the great American Empire, but a mass consumer goods like McDonald's

It's a priceless speedi   Shuttle ran about 20-30km, and finally arrived at the Ambassador Hotel arranged by Ctrip for us. The facilities of the hotel are not very good, but the location of shengzai hotel is not bad. It's just on the famous Waikiki Avenue. There are ABC convenience stores and restaurants downstairs. It's very convenient.

There are less than five days before Christmas, and the hotel has also set up a Christmas tree as usual, bringing a Christmas atmosphere

I thought I could wash and dress up when I found the hotel, but the Great Hotel Ambassador can't let us check before two o'clock   The couple can only put down their luggage first, then go outside to have a look, and come back at two o'clock to check   in。 Can't check   In time to walk on the world-famous Waikiki street, maybe you can remind and satisfy the eyes of the gourmand! The sky is blue, the sea is blue, the clouds are white, and the waves are white. The winding Waikiki Beach extends for several kilometers, which is an imaginary happy holiday resort. The main avenue of Waikiki is karakawa Avenue, which is full of international luxury brands. Local tyrants must not miss it!!!

Looking back on the haze weather in Shanghai, it's really bad!

It's a pity that the beauty's figure is not as good as that of the wife of the eater!

The legendary blue sky and white clouds, coconut tree shadow ~ Ouye, this is the legendary feeling of Hawaii!

I really want to write the four words "loyal to serve the country" on such a clear back!

Female master outside, male master inside, a lonely boat, ride the wind and waves

As a smart wife, we must always care about the price of various water activities. Seeing the reference prices of all kinds of heart abuse activities, it's like ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past in the hearts of a couple who eat goods

A corner of Waikiki luxury street, "flying chicken feather (Cantonese pronunciation)" and convertible car

There are lawns and trees everywhere. Compared with the air in China, it's paradise

Although I was very sleepy, I couldn't help but cheer up when I saw such a beautiful thing~

The bus is the main public transport in Hawaii. The bus stop only specifies which bus number, but not which station to pass by. When you get on the bus, remember to ask the driver to get the return ticket. You can transfer free of charge within the specified time. Unfortunately, the smart couple have never figured out which time is the so-called "specified time". You can also buy a package ticket for four days at the convenience store for $25. Walking is the favorite way of travel for smart eating couples. On the one hand, it can save money, on the other hand, it can be closer to the life of local people. Therefore, it is calculated that the number of times to take the bus will not exceed five, so you have no intention to buy a package ticket. In fact, if you have a Chinese driver's license, you can also rent a car in a car rental shop. There are many car rental shops with moderate prices. It is estimated that all the convertible cars on the street are rented. They are also car owners with Chinese driving licenses. Unfortunately, they are used to the barbaric driving style of the Chinese Empire. They are afraid that they are not used to the civilization of the great American Empire. They accidentally get a ticket and are forced to return to China

The hungry couple found a very popular "Hawaiian eater" in the luxurious center of Hawaii, and hastily ordered a pizza set meal. Taste... This kind of food can't pass the exam at all with the strict attitude of eating couple

The couple who didn't close their eyes all day were so frustrated that they went back to the sofa of the hotel for a nap after a while. Until about two o'clock local time, the couple can check smoothly   in。 The hotel is nothing special. The most special thing is that the room has a complete range of kitchenware. Into the hotel room, a hasty bath, and then desperate to sleep. The so-called desperate, just sleep more than 3 hours, eating couple sleep also afraid to miss the beauty of Hawaii, evening around 5 o'clock again as agreed to wake up. I woke up and found a fairy on the balcony. If we are in China, birds will not get close to human beings except for stealing crops, because even birds know where people are good and where people are bad. At a glance, they know that people who eat goods are good.

The elf turns into a gourmet. The gourmet couple enthusiastically takes out the mildewed specialty brought by their hometown, and warmly treats the same gourmet bird brother, hoping that they won't have diarrhea.

Just after a light rain, a rainbow appears in the rosy clouds. I heard that Hawaii is my hometown. If there is a light rain under the ground, there will be a rainbow in the sky. The couple brought a special product from their hometown and accidentally found a pigeon, which also came to fight for a share.

In the evening, the setting sun, the slanting light, the rainbow, and the back -- the haggard back -- all show the depressed feelings of Uncle pigeon -- the biggest biscuit has been taken away by brother bird! The couple of eaters watched the two kids have a good time. They danced together. The wife of the eater sang a song, "get ready", "there will be no new China without the Communist Party...", and all of them flew away!

As night falls, it's time for the hungry couple to eat again. Walk along Waikiki's Beach Boulevard to see if you can meet the most authentic food in Hawaii. They can find LV on the street,   Gucci,   Coach, the famous brand that the husband of the gourmet doesn't like, can't find the delicious food that the wife of the gourmet wants to eat

Tut Tut, such a straightforward dialogue has aroused the endless imagination of the gourmet man

Roadside shop, real eating couple is not easy to take a fancy to.

Guangdong's famous Shaowei rice is even more expensive than Japanese Ramen here! Barbecued pork really wins glory for our country

The picky couple finally found a snack cart on the side of the road, which has a unique flavor of American Empire snacks. The name of the food that CET8 did not learn was written on the car. The couple finally got a glimpse of it. That's it! This chicken roll, which I don't know what it's called, brings the taste of the couple to another realm -- hell. It's salty, spicy and unsavory. With the spirit of sacrificing as a garbage can, the eater would not force it into his stomach.

There is a perverse habit in eating couples. Every time they go to a new country, they always like to go into the supermarket to see the price level and living conditions of the local people. Let's go to a local supermarket (not ABC)   They also bought a package of sausage made of black pork to fill their stomach.

Hawaii in the supermarket

Back to the hotel in the evening, it was actually the afternoon of Beijing time. The wife of the eater was not used to the local jet lag and the soft mattress. She tossed and turned and didn't sleep well. The husband of the eater slept for 14 hours.

Day 3

2013-12-22

When you wake up the next day, the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so white. Don't think that the eater wears sunglasses just to be handsome. Besides being really handsome, sunglasses can protect the pair of electric eyes like Tony Leung. Hawaii is 365 days, the sun is so brilliant, we must remember to bring sunglasses, otherwise it is easy to become blind and handsome

Americans are so lazy that they even use this gadget for a walk

Seeing the sunshine, the wife of the eater could not help singing her favorite song, "it's a fine day today, and the scenery is good everywhere."

Hawaii is a sightseeing bus specially designed for Japanese. There are many Japanese in Hawaii. Almost 70% of the tourists are Japanese. So Hawaii is also full of Japanese food and Japanese characters

A private yacht owned by a gourmand, but there's no money for refueling. Otherwise, the man who eats the goods will ask his wife to put on bikini and sit on the bow of the boat to take a picture.

There is no sign on the bus stop at all. The couple remind us to be careful when taking the bus

The private car of the wife of the gourmet

A group of private yachts

The Naked Santa Claus

The wife of the eater suggested eating the famous outback   Steakhouse, although the husband of the eater has already eaten in Hong Kong and has blacklist, the wife of the eater still doesn't believe in this evil. She has to believe in the noble taste of the husband of the eater.

"How would you like your steak, sir?"“ 70 percent. "“ 70% is too familiar. It may be a little old. Don't you mind, sir? "“ That's mature. "“ I'm sorry, sir. We don't have six maturities here... "Then five maturities."“ Sir, 5 mature may be a little bloody, don't you mind? "Damn, how much do you want me to eat? In the end, the butcher ordered a bloody 5-year-old steak, which was sliced with fresh blood. Note: the above is a famous outback in Hong Kong   Staakhouse's personal experience

The wife of the eater just doesn't believe in the blood lessons of the husband of the eater and comes to outback again   The steward of the steakhouse warmly welcomed us. The couple carefully looked at the menu several times and finally decided to order two steaks and a plate of salad. This time, the waiter didn't ask us how mature we were. For fear that we didn't speak English well, the couple ordered medium to be mature. They didn't know how mature we were. Anyway, they wouldn't be too mature or bloody.

Bread and butter, a piece of cake, also can't say what characteristic

All the dishes always feel a little salty. No wonder Americans are so fat

It looks tempting and tastes like chewing wood. The couple can only admit that they have no ability to evaluate western food

It's the pile of mashed potatoes shaped like a stool that fills the couple thoroughly

For fear that the enthusiastic waiter would come to inquire about the taste of the food, the couple would have rehearsed in advance. If the waiter came to inquire enthusiastically: "how's   the   food?” "Er... As" is the unified answer of the couple   a   Japanese,   I   feel   it's   not   good   enough......"  , When it comes to cruel words, it's the best choice to pretend to be little Japan. This is just a simulation of what happened, but it didn't happen. When paying the bill, in order to avoid the embarrassment of not knowing how much to tip, the couple gave $50 for a $43 bill. The man also asked, "is   it   enough?”, Of course, people don't have the cheek to say it's not enough. 50 bucks is enough to save food. Husband and wife have been eating in China for several weeks!

After lunch, the couple asked the planned diamond   Taking bus No.22, I met a Cantonese speaking local and told the couple that bus No.22 didn't go through diamond hill and had to walk for a while. As a result, I got off the bus halfway and walked around the mountain for 20 minutes before I saw the entrance.

The folk houses built on the mountain are very charming

Towering trees

At the entrance of Diamond Head Mountain, the couple found that the folk houses on the opposite side of the mountain were very distinctive, so they didn't enter the park and turned around to the residential area.

The local people always lead their dogs with a dog rope. When the wife of the eater buys one, she can also lead her husband_<

Diamond Head Mountain surrounded by all sides

Do you think your Japanese car is very popular? What are you looking at? Haven't you seen such a handsome couple?

Looking down from the mountain, the sea view and folk houses are connected

"I don't know what you want to photograph. Can you let people know that you were photographed in Hawaii?"

Although each shot is almost beautiful, but can not stop shooting, afraid to miss the most beautiful angle

A road at the foot of the mountain leads directly to the folk houses in the hillside. They like to walk and live close to the local people. If they have a chance to live in the local people's house, it's better than staying in a hotel!

Every time there are some so-called artistic conception in the masterpieces of the wife of a gourmet.

This is diamond   Head hill station, if you don't like walking, take bus 23

American dwellings are all single family villas. They live well and have no fences in their gardens. They have good law and order. Generally, there are two or three cars parked. They are convenient to travel, and they are well decorated outside. They are industrious.

There is a grapefruit tree planted outside the door of an ordinary family. The tree is full of fruit. It's better that a big grapefruit is smashed down and the wife of the eater is stunned.

This fence is not for thieves. It's a family with vicious dogs

The road is straight, well planned and elegant

Go all the way to the evening, waiting for the style of thousands of lights

Mango trees full of fruit in the garden of ordinary people

It is estimated that if the villas in the setting sun are in China, they will be a privileged geomantic treasure land. Compared with the great American Empire, they are just ordinary families.

The quiet cemetery at the foot of the mountain

Close to the residence, the atmosphere of life is very strong, but the environment is very quiet

It seems that the eater is in love with this straight road!

The little flower by the side of the road is blurred by the great light of the eater's wife!

Tired of walking, I took a rest at McDonald's on the side of the road. Generally speaking, the so-called eaters will taste the local food, but not the McDonald's of ISO all over the world - unless there is nothing delicious in that place! Note that McDonald's here is free refill, greedy Chinese people can be blessed!

There are plenty of parking spaces

The flowers in front of the door are so red

Diamond Head Mountain, folk house, sunset

Ordinary houses are also decorated with a different heart, adding a little bit of Christmas atmosphere

Is it patriotic from the heart to put the national flag on the folk house?

The clouds seem to be winding on the top of the mountain

when the evening lights are lit

The trees in front of my house are very unique

The couple found that they might not be used to the local Western food. For dinner, they chose a Japanese Ramen to describe the taste of the Ramen as follows: the Japanese want to curse, and the Chinese want to beat

The two couples, who claim to be foodies, ate the worst Ramen so far, but they didn't have one

Finally back to the hotel supermarket to buy Black Pork Sausage, taste super good, unfortunately very salty, in order to keep healthy, eating couples diet to keep low salt and low sugar, can not accept high salinity food.

A gourmet wife likes a bottle of wine before going to bed. Remember to bring your passport when you buy wine, if you are as old as the wife of a gourmet but look like a young model.

Pineapple flavored lactic acid milk, 0.99 yuan

Day 4

2013-12-23

Early in the morning, Waikiki street was already very busy

The sky is still so blue

There is a sense of helplessness and fatigue for the couple who eat in Hawaii. I don't know whether they are too picky or the difference in taste between the Oriental and the western. The taste here is either salty or sweet. Generally speaking, they like heavy taste. It's hard for the couple who are labeled as authentic to adapt. Eaters are keen to find that there are a lot of people with Asian faces in Hawaii, most of whom are Japanese, so most of them are Japanese restaurants in Hawaii. It is estimated that the Japanese are not used to the taste of the local people, so they open so many Japanese restaurants. Moreover, there are Chinese dishes here, but the Chinese food here is definitely a high-grade series, and the price is much more expensive than Japanese food. This morning, the couple quickly made up their mind to go to the buffet, so that they would not find a suitable restaurant for several hours.

As soon as the buffet comes up, we'll have two Da Huai super iced water. There will be no other drinks. The most wonderful thing here is that there are endless seasonal fruits. They are fresh, sweet and juicy. They are absolutely native to Hawaii! The food looks very attractive, but it's very speechless to eat. I'm disappointed with the so-called delicious food in Hawaii, so I have no choice but to choose Japanese food with unforgettable taste. I really want to pull the chef out to have a meal, but the rice in the sushi is not ripe yet

After eating the delicious buffet, today's focus is to enjoy the beach and sunshine of Waikiki. Of course, the diner will add: "also enjoy the bikini beauty full of beach!" Waikiki's water is not very clear, so snorkeling is not recommended unless you want to see what happens under the water_< The sand on the beach is not very fine. The point is that you can enjoy the sunshine all afternoon on the beach, see the blue sky, the beach and the beautiful women. Remember to apply some sunscreen, but the sun is very fierce, accidentally scalded. The chowhound will solemnly remind those women who have taken sunscreen from the sun. The sun protection of the US empire is much cheaper than that in China, and it is also spray type, any ABC.   Store. Of course, the eater should also remind you to wear those very stylish sunglasses, otherwise, your eyes will definitely be blinded. The role of sunglasses can also cover you to see the most unique scenery on the beach, otherwise, I'm afraid those strong black people will give you two panda eyes.

The sun is warm, the wind is clear and the clouds are white. It's very suitable for a lazy afternoon

It seems that there are more European and American people on the beach

What books do you read in the sun? I really want to bury you in the sand

Super beauty is on the stage solemnly and blinds the eater

It seems that fat is a little fat, thin is a little thin... The front lady's belly meat is added to the back lady's chest, so as to avoid being close to the woman's body

Can you keep it from falling?

The legendary specimen beauty -- Comments on the man who eats goods.

The standard handsome man in the legend -- Comments on the wife of the eater.

Come on, take it off in public, don't be shy

That's a proposal move!!!

Rare Asian beauty, Asians is reserved, no European and American bold

Beautiful women are like white clouds in Hawaii. If you drop the wretched man next door, it's perfect

Did you really fall asleep? The whole beach was wet with saliva

It's very comfortable to bask on the beach from noon to evening. When I left, I borrowed the bathroom of Hilton to change clothes. In fact, the hotel with several thousand yuan is nothing special.

Foodies don't like shopping very much

In the evening, we walked along Waikiki avenue to the northwest and came to the famous Macy's department store. In fact, our purpose was not to go shopping, but to find the legendary "Gump shrimp restaurant". Unfortunately, the blind couple couldn't find it. Forget it, let's have a tour. On the way to Macy's, the lights are on. After crossing a river, keep going west, turn left, turn right, turn right, turn left, and then walk three traffic lights to Macy's department store. Go!

It's easy for European and American people to get high when performing on T-stage. As long as there is music and beer, the toilet can also get high. Foody couples have always been known for their calmness. At this time, the most important thing is to find food. Nothing matters.

There are so many manners in a gourmet's wife that she has to keep her manners even if she is hungry

Unable to find "Forrest Gump shrimp restaurant", the wife of the eater suggested taking an open-air sightseeing bus. In fact, it's nothing special. The distance is very short, and the fee is $2 per person

It seems that the road map is a little different from the actual one. The silly couple don't know where the sightseeing bus is going. Anyway, they can get off wherever they park.

I'm sorry, your hair is too hairy for the husband of the eater. That's not allowed by the wife of the eater!

Let's get some Asian food

The couple who had difficulty in choosing food again had a weak leg and didn't have a favorite restaurant. They found a KFC to eat a set meal and ate a light beef rice noodle in a Vietnamese restaurant. That day was over

Even KFC is salty. I hope it won't become three fat high in China

Back at the hotel, the wife of the eater would like to have a drink as usual“ You drink me, you make me cry ", the eater can't help singing a few words to add some atmosphere.

Day 5

2013-12-24

Get up early in the morning, surprise, saw the sky is difficult to see the spectacle, double rainbow! Today's most important task -- dinosaur bay! Double rainbows, Hawaii is really a place for people to see and love. It's a real realm of "give some sunshine to shine, give some rain to show the rainbow".

It's not a wedding car. It's taxi. You can have a look if you are interested

Save money and kill two birds with one stone

In the morning, there is no interest in enjoying food, only the impulse to fill the stomach. The couple who eat goods go straight to the "big food generation"

Forget the name, try unforgettable -- unforgettable taste

Fortunately, you can fill your stomach

Bus 22 is in Royal   There is a station outside the center, which should be regarded as a special line to dinosaur Bay. Its terminal is in dinosaur Bay, but it took half an hour to get a bus that day, and the bus was full of tourists to dinosaur Bay

There are too many people to eat, and couples have to sit separately

station

Car 22 swayed for almost an hour and finally arrived at dinosaur Bay. When you enter the dinosaur Bay, you need to queue up at the gate to buy tickets, which cost $7. You also need to carry out conservation education within the specified time (about an hour), to educate those saboteurs who are like predators, to pay attention to their own behavior, not to defecate in the water, not to trample on corals, and not to touch those colorful fish. Poor word eating couple can only use heaven on earth to describe the dinosaur Bay, dark coral, snorkeling, it is best not to close to the coral, it is easy to scratch the skin

The waves here are blocked outside the U-shaped mouth, and there are several layers of coral reefs inside. Sooner or later, the waves are calm, forming a natural snorkeling paradise

Why is it called dinosaur Bay? Don't you see that the crescent shaped Bay looks like a dinosaur lying upside down?

Can only use the most common adjective to describe: Heaven on earth

Young sand, clear water, beautiful woman

The sand man in the pile of little hairy children looks more and more like the stool with two branches inserted

Super beauty streaks on the beach. Fortunately, the butcher is diving, but he doesn't see it

It turns out that pile of shit is her masterpiece

A paradise for snorkelers and a colorful underwater world

The classic pose of gourmet wives, and the one-piece swimsuits worn by aunts

Eating couple here

Eaters teach you snorkeling hand in hand. Before snorkeling, install the equipment (nonsense). If you can't install it, you can see how the people there install it. When breathing, never use your nose to breathe, but use your mouth to bite the whole pipe in. You can try it on the shore first. At the beginning, never try it in deep water. When you get used to breathing, gradually swim to deep water. Remember never to swim into the shallow coral area. It's easy to get hurt. It's better to put on a pair of plastic shoes so that you won't be scratched by those sharp stones. The underwater world is wonderful. There are all kinds of tropical fish and turtles. Try not to touch them. They will be very friendly to you. It should also be noted that the water is a little cold in this season. Remember to keep warm when you come up. If you are not careful, you will catch a cold, unless you are also protected by strong chicken like a shopkeeper. "The haggard face, messy hair, with the powerful breast chicken and belly chicken, it is fascinating thousands of girls!"

The two mothers and daughters are so alike that they have to ride horses when they grow up

Clear water and clear sand

You can come by car. There's a big parking lot

Sleeping on the beach also reveals her strong chest muscle consciously or unconsciously

It's like feeding dinosaurs with dinosaur droppings

To see a world like never before

Dinosaur Bay underwater world is very colorful, remember to buy a water   The waterproof bag carries the mobile phone and camera under the water

Pink Coral like stuff. It's not faeces

Little fish on coral, right beside you

The water is not too deep, but notice that the coral is very sharp

And there are lots of interesting marine life

It's called artistic conception. It's the most artistic conception when you can't see clearly the appearance of a foodie's wife

The lawn is very flat and the trees are towering

station

The moving light and shadow effect is the self righteous masterpiece of the gourmet

Red headed birds

The price of a big stall, the taste of a five-star hotel

Since there's nothing delicious in Hawaii, the extremely smart eater's wife thinks that there are ready-made kitchenware in our hotel. We just need to buy some food materials in the supermarket, and we can DIY our eater's style, and let the eater's wife cook Hawaii. The couple found that the steak in the Hawaiian supermarket was very valuable. They could buy a good-looking T-bone steak with 4 knives and Xiling steak with 5 knives. The weight was about 1 jin. When they returned to China, it was affordable for local tyrants. The couple asked for two without hesitation. Besides, I bought that expensive $1 packet of seasoning. For that romantic sentiment, a big and red Hawaiian apple is indispensable. In order to have enough to eat, the couple also want to buy the "brain disabled" pickled cabbage beef noodles which are very popular on the Chinese express train. Unfortunately, people in Hawaii may not have taken the Chinese express train, and they can't feel the "brain disabled" taste. There are only Japanese style Ramen in the supermarket. The couple reluctantly chose the little Japanese Ramen they didn't know what it was called - they couldn't be hungry for romance, but the taste of ramen would not be mentioned.

It's a bit like the legendary snowflake beef. The gourmet's wife's skillful hand has burnt the pot

Romantic balcony dinner: the love steak cooked by the wives of two gourmands, the plastic tableware stolen from the Hawaiian diner, a bottle of chocolate flavored wine, and two big Hawaiian apples. Against the background of the romantic Hawaiian evening, it is better than the so-called famous outback   I don't know how many times better to eat!

Fat and thin alternate, see want to eat, eat goods wife's cooking skills from now on to sublimation.

Gravy is very rich, 6 mature, red meat with a little wine, fortunately, no diarrhea.

In a romantic Hawaiian evening, have a DIY food style. It's a very happy meal. It's the most beautiful meal since I came to Hawaii!

Day 6

2013-12-25

Come to the last day, reluctantly packed

Tidy up the room, and leave to leave a good impression on others, eating couple is a quality tourist

Put back that down jacket to keep out the cold

Americans like to tip, and they will leave a knife to the aunt who cleans the room every day. That's the courtesy everyone abides by. I wonder if Americans will give us red envelopes to show their courtesy in China? Before I came to the United States, I heard that Americans are very bad at math, but Chinese people are famous for their math skills. When I came to the United States, I found that it was by no means true. Chinese goods are extinct in terms of cents, but in the great American Empire, cents never disappeared, and their denominations are not the same in any dynasty. They don't have the concept of horns. Let's talk about the denomination of cents by the eater, a mathematical genius who often miscalculates money. Let's make those students who think they are arithmetic genius feel ashamed!

Science popularization of American coins: 10   Centers is called dive,   twenty-five   Centers is called quarter,   1,5   Centers is called 1,   five   cents。 But strangely enough, 10   Cents is the smallest coin, so it's easy to take it as 1   Cent, if you really can't count, let the salesman pick it up for you.

The clear sea water can also be seen in the air

Goodbye, Hawaii

Thank you again for watching our next travel notes. Goodbye!!

  • Bin Xu
  • September 19,2021

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